The "Prop Wash" Shirt

Prop Wash T-Shirt: The Mythical Fluid

Every new recruit knows the feeling: that moment you're sent on a wild goose chase for a non-existent item. This shirt honors one of the oldest and most legendary of these pranks—the hunt for "prop wash." It's a rite of passage, a classic joke that brings a smile to the face of anyone who's ever served.

This shirt is perfect for sharing a laugh with your brothers and sisters in arms or simply sporting a piece of military humor. It features a clean, durable screen print of the classic saying, serving as a subtle nod to the camaraderie and shared experiences of service.

As part of the Rites of Passage collection, this shirt is a salute to the unique inside jokes and enduring traditions that bond service members together.

To further amplify its patriotic spirit, the American flag is boldly printed in color on the right sleeve, while our distinctive Alpha Ready Co. logo adorns the left.

Alpha Ready Co, a Houston, TX veteran-owned brand, that donates 25% of all sales to various Veteran, Military, and First Responder Charities monthly.

-This t-shirt feels soft, lightweight and comfortable with the right amount of stretch.
• 100% combed and ring-spun cotton
• Fabric weight: 4.2 oz./yd.² (142 g/m²)
• Pre-shrunk fabric
• Side-seamed construction
• Shoulder-to-shoulder taping
• Shirt Fabric made in Nicaragua,
• Designed, Crafted and Packaged in the USA.

"Show your support for our brave service members with this patriotic design"
Independent Designed by a Service-Connected Disabled Veteran and Alpha Ready Co

ATTENTION ON DECK: This gear is made-to-order, specifically for your mission. This disciplined approach eliminates waste and allows us to deploy 25% of all proceeds to our veteran, military, and first responder charities. Due to our custom fabrication process, your delivery ETA may be longer than standard, but rest assured, the mission is in motion.
We appreciate your patience and your support.

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